Kyogre V 37/159

Now, if you haven't heard of Kyogre, let me enlighten you. This guy's so big, when he orders a drink at the Pokémon Center, they have to bring it in from another region! They say Kyogre controls the sea, but I tried asking him for a weather forecast once, and all he said was, "Expect a 100% chance of me making it rain on your parade." And speaking of rain, Kyogre brings more water than a Blastoise with a Super Soaker. I saw him at the beach once, and the waves he created were so massive, Magikarp tried evolving just to catch a ride! But you know, Kyogre's got this reputation for causing rain wherever he goes. I thought about inviting him to my outdoor wedding, but then I realized it's hard to say "I do" when you're snorkeling in your tuxedo. And have you heard about Kyogre's beef with Groudon? It's like a feud straight out of a reality show. They should call it "Pokémon Shore" – "Jersey Shore" meets "Thunderstorm Throwdown." I asked Kyogre about the Groudon drama, and he said, "Groudon's so dry, he makes Sandshrew look like a water park enthusiast!" But let's not forget, Kyogre's got talent. He's the only Pokémon who can make it rain on a Tuesday and drop a mixtape on a Wednesday. I tried listening to it, but it was just three hours of water dripping. So, grab your umbrellas, because Kyogre's not just making waves; he's making you question your life choices. And remember, if you ever see Kyogre on the horizon, don't run; just grab a surfboard and join the party. It's the splashiest show on Earth! 🌊🎤

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